things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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