what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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