I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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