If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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