Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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