no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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