So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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