Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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