stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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