I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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