last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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