Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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