Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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