Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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