I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Terrible idea I love it
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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