I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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