Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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