had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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