hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
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That's how twitter works, right?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Two words: blizzard sex
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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