wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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