Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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