next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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