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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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