i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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