That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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