I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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