I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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