It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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