I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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