I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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