I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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