Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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