Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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