I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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