How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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