I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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