Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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