it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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