You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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