Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
