Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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