I like to think it a success when the cops are called
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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