We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
How external is "for external use only"?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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