its not stalking. its research.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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