Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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