That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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