Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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