But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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