She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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