I just made out with a guy for $7.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm sobbing to NWA
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
