No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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