All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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