Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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