At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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