just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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